Movies

edit: hints added to unguessed entries.

This one does amuse me…

1. Pick some number of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

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1- peredur I’m an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why.

and

Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?

2-What do you know about women?
I got seven wives, how many you got?
Why aren’t you home with your seven wives?
I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.

and

The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out.

3-lrt512

 If I were creating the world I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o’clock, Day One!

 and

God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
(from someone else) Slugs.
Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

4-mrs_manningcon_girl

What about breakfast?
You’ve already had it.
We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?

5-pishkin

Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.

6-lrt512

 May I take your hat, your coat, and your swastikas?

 and

Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-dokie!

7-There will always be women in rubber flirting with me…

and

Merry Christmas bitches!

8 - mrs_manning

I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let’s just say things would have turned out differently.

9-thirstysmurf

You have a bazooka, why don’t you blow some shit up? Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Sony Playstation!
Is not bazooka, is heat-seeking rocket.
Heat-seeking rocket? The son-of-a-bitch is smoking. I told him that cigarette would kill him one day.

10-reyl

 Let’s go blow this guy.

Away! Blow this guy *away*!
Whatever.

I’ll give you some more on #10, it’s just so quotable

Chief, you can take this job, and you can shovel it.
Take this job… and shovel it.
Yeah?
…..Close enough.

He’s finally matched his meet. You really licked his ass.
That’s *met* his match and kicked… *kicked* his ass…

Rat? This is a rat burger?
[vendor nods]
Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I’ve had in years!
Gracias, Senor.
Prego. See ya later.

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hints added in the form of another quote to the movies on my list that weren't guessed. Only 3 missing.

Expect another one sometime. It's been a while since one of these memes was this much fun. I am expecting other people to post some. Hop to it!